foreverxendedxtoday:

OH. MY. GOD.  Really?!  You’re back?!

 I can’t allow my baby boy to be on his own in this vicious world, now can I? No. I don’t think so.

Awesome.

whatxthexbuck:

What’s funny is when these two have totally drunken sex and don’t remember it.

That is NOT true.

We’re not like you and Garth. Nope.

malachixcrane:

phuckphil:

I’m slacking.

I’m on 309 *brags* Cause this is something to brag about.

Malachi, Sweetie, we can’t all be Tumblr addicts. If you spent half the time Phil does jacking off, you’d only have 74 posts, too.

-grins-

You both love me. Remember that.

Just love him already. LOVE HIM.

(via thischaradeisover)

He’s sooo preeeeetty.

malachixcrane:

audreyexplainsitall:

cigaretteburns:

Bonus Vicky-T and Gabe.

I’m all good now.

:)

We’ve got serious issues. Stupid Ex boyfriend versus Best guy friend EVER.

*Stares* …….. Unf. Neck..and chest. Not yours. Hiiiiiis. Not that yours isn’t deelish too. But.. UNF.

You’re UNF’ing at my best friend ever and your gay straight boyfriend got jealous. Haha. Score for me.

cigaretteburns:

Bonus Vicky-T and Gabe.

I’m all good now.

:)

We’ve got serious issues. Stupid Ex boyfriend versus Best guy friend EVER.

malachixcrane:

audreyexplainsitall:

malachixcrane:

carlyizdabomb:

Should get on AIM. Unless he’s already there and invisible. Tis a possibility.

That involves all the clicking and the logging in and he’s far too lazy for that right now.

Betcha wouldn’t be too laaaazy fer me, Mister Writer Man.

Thaaat is neither here nor there. Actually, he’s too angry and on the verge of crying to do much of anything right now. Yooooour writer knows why.

Yes, well, my writer is going to kick some ass.

malachixcrane:

carlyizdabomb:

Should get on AIM. Unless he’s already there and invisible. Tis a possibility.

That involves all the clicking and the logging in and he’s far too lazy for that right now.

Betcha wouldn’t be too laaaazy fer me, Mister Writer Man.